Alas. The Peanut Butter Chunky Kit Kat is no more.
I have trawled the food emporiums of this land to
find a worthy replacement, but all that is on offer
is Leroy Scandal’s cock, with some peanut butter and
Nutella smeared over it.
Tempting,
but I’ll never get over my loss.
Well, you could always make your own like this guy!!!
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/1/
But I think you should search the internet! You might find that Kit Kat’s come in many lickable, suckable, even fuckable varieties!
Whatever you do, please take more pictures of you doing it!
Oh my word!!! Thank you for that link. I am lost for words!
The only KitKats that really got to me were the peanut butter ones. Trust me, I tried all the others.
Why does America insist on putting peanut butter into chocolate confectionery? ALL THE TIME
You must not be American,
or else you would know better.
Why do non-Americans
think they understand America?
Because they jerk off to Bay Watch reruns?
By the way, she’s a Geordie, genius.
It’s true tho – all American confectionery contains Peanutbutter trace. If you were to take blood from a random sample of US population, on average you would find it was 14% peanut butter and 49% coca cola, with the rest mainly consisting of bad beer.
By the way, grow some hair
I also enjoy your view of the world as either American or ‘Non-American’
If only that statistic were true. Any man with 14% peanut butter blood would be sure to receive unlimited mouth service from myself.
With the same national / international stereotypical generalisations, we would fairly assume that all people from my lovely home town were indeed 77% Gregg’s pasties and 23% beer, oh and people from your own locale of Birmingham would be at least 69% curry, but of course they aren’t, more’s the pity. Either way, like rock – paper – scissors, peanut butter wins every time.
That statistic is always misquoted in the media.
The people of my adopted home of Birmingham are not all 69% curry. It is in fact 69% of people who are PURE curry (this includes curry goat).
The remaining 31% of people are a mix of tobacco and White Lightning.
I view the world as Americans, Non-Americans,
and Geordies. I also recognize the Chinese.
I take great offense to your remarks,
as I spend a great deal of time and effort
to maintain a blood/peanut butter level
of at least twenty-three percent.
As far as Coca Cola goes,
well I am from Atlanta,
but I will not admit to having higher
than a thirty-five percent blood/ Diet Coke level.
I don’t drink beer, and most Americans
don’t drink American beer, because it is
horrible. It’s all part of our great global
conspiracy you see, we fill it with mind
control drugs to enslave all Non-Americans.
Food porn joke:
Q: What do you call someone turned on by Turkish dips?
A: Hummus-sexual
You really like that joke don’t you?
I will admit to a slight chuckle when
you sent it to me this morning,
but nothing more than that.