Apparently I am dangerous and should be avoided

all because my second toe is longer than my first. some crackpot professor “… has conducted a far-ranging anthropological study involving thousands of humans of both genders and found a disturbing correlation between the length of a person’s second toes and serial killing”. so that’s it apparently.

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Alien Sex Abduction

My work as a Doctor really gained focus after I was abducted and molested by aliens. I occasionally have flashbacks to their examination events, with hundreds of yellow eyes casting glances all over my body, as well as many a long suckery type things and various medical instruments and probey stuff. The funny thing is, [...]

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Social Networking? More like Ego validation.

The Friend’s List Your public popularity status, out there for all to see, so little wonder that the reaction by many is to whack those numbers up to improbable amounts, reconnecting with people they once had little enough in common to lose touch with all those years ago. Your paltry 12 friends will soon have [...]

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